I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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