i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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