well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Operation Purity has been aborted
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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