And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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