Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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