I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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