ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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