Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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