Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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