I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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