There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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