my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
