You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
