I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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