I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
