Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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