Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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