i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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