The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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