If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
