..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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