Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
