did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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