Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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