I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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