you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This house was built for laser tag.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
