you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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