butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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