He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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