we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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