Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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