what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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