Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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