Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
This toilet bowl is my home.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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