Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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