She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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