So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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