I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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