Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Randomize
