I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Im just a social blackout drinker.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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