Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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