i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
