DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We left the knife in your bed.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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