my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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