just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
God gave him joint rollers for hands
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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