Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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