ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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