she looked like the before picture.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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