HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Randomize
