SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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