Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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