haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Actions speak louder than pants.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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