I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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