No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
smell my finger.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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