You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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