I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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